Umami Seed Co. Cheetah Rita.
Cheetah Piss x Limecai.
Limecai is Acai x Key Limeade.
If you’re into loud citrus with super funky backend skunk, and that unmistakable “I just cracked open something special” nose, Cheetah Rita is going to hit all the right buttons. This cross of Cheetah Piss and Limecai takes everything people love about modern citrus weed and pushes it further. Think blackberry, lemon, and margarita lime zest all shaking together in a glass. It’s bright, tangy, refreshing, and then right at the end you get that classic skunky punch that reminds you this isn’t just pretty weed—it’s the real deal.
Lineage
Cheetah Piss – Known for its sharp ammonia-citrus funk, deep purple flowers, and wild resin production.
Limecai – A lime-forward, tropical, slightly fermented citrus line that brings depth, color, and fresh complexity.
When these two collide, you get something that’s both familiar and totally its own thing. Cheetah Rita keeps the loudness and power of Cheetah Piss but smooths the profile with the sweeter, fruitier layers from Limecai. The blend is balanced but still loud enough that one open jar will take over a room.
Aroma & Flavor
The best way to describe Cheetah Rita is: a blackberry-lemon margarita with a streak of skunky funk through the center. It opens with fresh-squeezed lemon, dark berry, and a candied citrus twist. Underneath that you get a pulpy lime note—almost like the rim of a margarita glass with salt and fruit syrup mixed in.
Then there’s the backend: that unmistakable skunky, sour, slightly wild note. It’s not overpowering, but it grounds the fruitiness and keeps it from being “too sweet.”
Structure & Bag Appeal
Most phenos lean toward chunky, resinous flowers that pack on frost early. Expect medium-large buds with that greasy sheen people chase when they’re hunting for hash-friendly genetics. The Limecai parent tends to add a little more color—greens mixed with darker berry hues—while Cheetah Piss brings density and loud terps that hit as soon as the bag opens.
Growers can expect vigorous, hybrid-leaning structure with strong lateral branching and rapid early growth. She doesn’t usually get too tall, but she does like room to branch and fill out.
Terpene & Effects Profile
Cheetah Rita leans bright, energetic, and euphoric—one of those strains where the smell alone wakes up your senses. The citrus-berry blend has a “lift” to it that hits fast and clear, making it a great daytime or creative-session option. But don’t let the fruity profile fool you; the Cheetah Piss side still carries weight. The effects land with that warm, space-out layer that settles behind the eyes and melts into the body after the initial mood boost.
If you like strains that are fun, flavorful, and loud without being overly heavy or couch-locking, this one sits right in that sweet spot.
Why Grow Cheetah Rita
Cocktail-level citrus + berry terps that stand out in any garden
Strong resin production suitable for flower or extraction
Vigorous growth and forgiving structure
Unique flavor lane that isn’t just lemon or lime—it’s layered and memorable
Excellent bag appeal with bright terps, color, and frost
Cheetah Rita is one of those cultivars that checks every box: flavor, potency, resin, and uniqueness. It smells like something you’d order at a bar in the tropics, but it smokes with that unmistakable modern gas-and-funk backbone that keeps you coming back for more.
Medium stretch and 8-9 week flowering time.
6x fem seeds.
Comes with full Umami bonus 6x fem pack!!
